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12: Quantum and Nuclear Physics (HL)

12.1. The Interaction of Matter with Radiation

  • Photoelectric Effect

  • DeBroglie Waves

  • Paiir Production & Annihilation

  • Heisenberg Uncertainy

  • Quantum Tunneling

12.2. Nuclear Physics

  • Nuclear Radius

  • Nuclear Energy Levels and Decay

  • Exponential Decay

Heisenberg and Schrödinger get pulled over for speeding.

The cop asks Heisenberg "Do you know how fast you were going?"

Heisenberg replies, "No, but we know exactly where we are!"

The officer looks at him confused and says "you were going 108 miles per hour!"

Heisenberg throws his arms up and cries, "Great! Now we're lost!"

The officer looks over the car and asks Schrödinger if the two men have anything in the trunk.

"A cat," Schrödinger replies.

The cop opens the trunk and yells "Hey! This cat is dead."

Schrödinger angrily replies, "Well he is now."

 

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Officially my favourite science joke.

Dr R